Conversation with a Shopping Addict

When someone is literally taking your blood, it is advisable to be as agreeable as possible and not challenge their lifestyle values. Learn from this tale and save the financial evangelizing for another day:


The first thing the phlebotomist said as she wrapped the tourniquet around my arm was, "I have such a craving for chocolate."

"Okay," I replied, thinking this was her tactic to distract the patient from eyeing the needle. Not necessary, but appreciated. I have had my fair share of blood draws over the years, and am not bothered much by this anymore.

She continued, "I'm going to make my husband buy me some after this. Milk chocolate, mmm! This day is taking forever though. Were there many patients in the fitting room after you?"

I shook my head mutely, watching as she inserted the needle. Alright, maybe not a calming tactic.